Any honourable mentions for the most speeding tickets written?
metalman.

How about for saving someone's sarcastic butt, metalman?

Or for putting up with your sarcastic remarks roadside for at least 20 yrs?

Imorge, you really need to lighten up.
My previous post was intended to be humourous, not a personal attack. Please, give me the benefit of the doubt, I have the utmost respect for most members of the R.C.M.P, and the two Constables that saved my (lucky) sarcastic butt a few years ago one dark and stormy night earned my undying respect and gratitude for what they did, above and beyond the call of duty. So, no lectures please. I would rather live in a world that has at least some semblance of law and order, and police to back it up, even if there are a few egomaniacs in your corps. By the way, Canada's finest have been putting up with me roadside for a lot longer than 20 years, and most of them have been polite, and treated me with respect thus they got the same back.
metalman.

It is difficult to say who do you the most harm: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best.

I can see where having to deal with the dregs of society most every shift would have an effect on one's outlook on life.
I could never be a law enforcement officer,
it would kill my spirit to have to put up with the crap the police and guards have to endure.
metalman.