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Hartley Miller's Slap- Shots - July 9th, 2010

By Hartley Miller

Friday, July 09, 2010 03:45 AM

In comparison to previous years, the NHL free agent frenzy seemed less exciting. However, there were a few notable signings, involving ex-Cougars and Canadian teams that grabbed my attention.
 
Here is a report card on some of these transactions, ranging from best to worst:
 

           Grade: A-
 
  • Vancouver Canucks sign defenceman Dan Hamhuis to a six-year, $27 million contract.
  • Stats 2009-2010: 5 goals, 24 points, +4 in 78 GP. 0 goals, 2 points, -1 in 6 playoff games
  • Canucks GM Mike Gillis did not strike gold, but he certainly improved his team. Gillis has been careful, conservative, and cautious since taking over a couple of years ago. Acquiring Hamhuis as a free agent and Keith Ballard from Florida in a trade a week prior are arguably his best moves. The Canucks weakness last season was their blue line and these moves clearly address those needs. Hamhuis goes from obscurity in Nashville to the spotlight in Vancouver. The 27-year-old Smithers native, and former P.G. Cougars captain is durable, dependable and defensive, all qualities that will help the team. Hamhuis, who wants to be heavily involved in the community, turned down more money from other teams but he is back in his home province with a no trade clause. This looks like a great fit for both sides.

    Grade: B+
  • Atlanta Thrashers sign goalie Chris Mason to a two-year, $3.7 million contract.
  • Stats 2009-2010: 30-22-8 record in 61 GP. 2.53 GAA, .913 save percentage, two shutouts
  • There is good value here for the Thrashers considering they landed a frontline netminder for less than two million per season. Mason, another ex Cougar, was hoping to finish his career in St Louis but that changed after the Blues acquired (and signed) Jaroslav Halak    from Montreal. Atlanta is not exactly the hockey Mecca; however, the 34-year-old Red Deer native should be able to help the Thrashers challenge for a playoff spot. 


    Grade: B
  • Ottawa Senators sign defenceman Sergei Gonchar to a three-year $16.5 million contract.
  • Stats 2009-2010: 11 goals, 50 points, -4 in 62 GP. 2 Goals, 12 points, +4 in 13 playoff games
  • Senators GM Bryan Murray finalized this deal virtually minutes after the free agent period began on July 1st. Yes, Gonchar will be a great addition to the power play but I question signing a 36-year-old, who is well past his prime, to a three-year deal. His defensive liabilities for Pittsburgh showed when he played against Ottawa this year in the playoffs. 


    Grade: D
  • New York Rangers sign winger Derek Boogaard to a four-year, $6.5 million contract.
  • Stats 2009-2010: 0 goals, 4 points, -12, 105 PIM in 57 GP.
  • The Rangers have grossly overpaid for the former Cougar “Boogeyman”, who played the last five seasons with the Minnesota Wild. Boogaard an intimidating force is listed 6-8, 250-plus pounds; is he worth $1.625 million per season? What was the mindset of Rangers GM Glen Sather when he signed him to such a long-term deal? First, the Rangers draft Moose Jaw tough guy defenceman Dylan McIllrath 10th overall in June and now the team turns to Boogaard in July in what seems to be a move to provide a body guard for sniper Marian Gaborik. (Boogaard and Gaborik also played together in Minnesota) This signing appears to be another example that the game has passed Sather by. 

    Grade: D-
  • Calgary Flames sign centre Olli Jokinen to a two-year $6 million contract.
  • Stats 2009-2010: 15 goals, 50 points, + 3 in 82 games.
  • Flames also sign winger Alex Tanguay to a one-year $1.7 million contract
  • Stats 2009-2010: 10 goals, 37 points, -2 in 80 games.
  • The Flames were so disillusioned with Jokinen’s play; they traded him in early February of this year. They shipped him to the Rangers because he was not producing, did not have the chemistry with many of his teammates, and was more of a “me” than “we” player. So what does Calgary GM Darryl Sutter do? He brings the 31-year-old from Finland back and sings his praises. This is a head scratcher, a puzzler and one of the most baffling free agent dealings, ever. Meanwhile, Tanguay did not produce in Tampa either. This move reeks of desperation as the Flames bring him back for a second stint as well, but at least the money is less and the term is shorter. 

In July 2009, I remember thinking that the Flames were on par or better than the Canucks, at least on paper. Now, Vancouver has made considerable strides forward and Calgary has made considerable strides backward. What a difference a year can make!

From the Quote Rack:

 
Takeru Kobayashi revealed that inmates at the jail in which he spent the night after being arrested at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest showed him how to make a pillow out of toilet paper. So, he went from chagrin to Charmin.

Detectives in Virginia are reviewing a tape that reportedly conflicts with Michael Vick's sworn time line regarding the shooting at his party. Michael apparently told his story in dog minutes.
 
JaMarcus Russell has been arrested and charged with possession of codeine. He had been working on his tendency to cough up the football.

Contributor Bill Littlejohn of South Lake Tahoe, California
After being caught with codeine cough syrup, JaMarcus Russell was charged with possession of a controlled substance. This might be the first time the words "JaMarcus" and "controlled" have been used in the same sentence.

In Chicago, the REAL Independence Day is when Cubs fans officially stop agonizing about the current season and plan for next year.

The Nigerian president suspended their national soccer team for two years for their dismal performance. Meanwhile, in Toronto, season ticket holders are hoping Gary Bettman doesn't hear about this.

Janice Hough of Palo Alto, California (www.leftcoastsportsbabe.com)


It is amazing that the Netherlands are in the World Cup finals. After all, the country's soccer icon is Hands Christian Anderson. 
Comedy writer Marc Ragovin of New York
 
 
A study says the World Cup has cut worker productivity worldwide. Our version of that in the U.S. is called “the Internet”.

Tonya Harding was married over the weekend in Washington State. It was a traditional wedding. The bride wore something old, something new, something borrowed and if you got in her way you were black and blue.
Comedy writer Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va (http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/) 

I don’t know what I am going to watch when the World Cup ends as the only Network that regularly broadcasts less scoring at 7:00 AM is Nickleodeon.

The CFL Players Association has agreed to a new collective bargaining agreement that sets a new minimum wage in line with the wages of the concession workers of other pro sports teams. 
Contributor Derek Wilken of Calgary (http://smacksport.blogspot.com/)


The bullpen for the minor-league New Hampshire Fisher Cats includes 6-foot-7 Trystan Magnuson and 5-7 closer Tim Collins.
Or as the Concord (N.H.) Monitor headline put it: "Long and short relief."
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sidelinechatter/
 


In New York, a door-to-door vacuum salesman was charged with damaging a homeowner’s $1,300 bed mattress. That’s what happens when you also try to sell the New York Knicks commemorative sheets and pillow cases. 
Comedy writer Jerry Perisho http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
 

And in case you missed it: 


Russia's Anna Kournikova - who never won a singles title – and Switzerland's Martina Hingis - back from a two-year ban for using cocaine- played doubles in Wimbledon's veterans' competition. Once dubbed the 'Spice Girls' of tennis, here are some suggested new nicknames:

3. The Loser and The User;
2. The Swiss Miss and the Near Miss;
1. Vodka and Coke
 

Hartley Miller is the sports director for radio stations 94X and the Wolf@97fm. He also writes for the PG Free Press. Send along a quote, note, or anecdote to hmiller@94xfm.com.
 
 

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Comments

Congratulations, Hartley. Once again, you bash the Leafs. As a sports fan, I often why you single out the Leafs by taking jabs at them on a regular basis? Is it because the Leafs are at the center of the hockey universe? Is it because the Leafs are the most profitable hockey organization in the world and you envious of their financial success? Why don't you write an article outlining the rationale behind your criticisms of the Leafs? This may give us a little more insight into your logic behind your statements. Please enlighten us!!

Oh by the way, I am not a Leafs fan, just a curious sports fan.