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UFOs, lawn chairs, and the HST

By Peter Ewart

Friday, November 12, 2010 03:44 AM

By Peter Ewart

A few years ago, I read a book called “The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done”. My favourite anecdote of all time from the book, based on a true event, was about some guy in Los Angeles who, one day in his backyard, decided he wanted to fly to his girlfriend’s house rather than drive. So the clever fellow hooked up his lawn chair to some helium balloons and, sure enough, with a six pack of cold beer in his lap, he and his mighty chair rose high above the city of angels. 
 
To descend, he had an ingenious idea. He would simply pop the balloons one by one with an air pistol he was carrying and land on his girlfriend’s lawn. But a little problem came up - he dropped the pistol. Thus, a while later, two airline pilots had the bizarre task of calling into the airport that, at fifteen thousand feet, they had just flown by a UFO that looked remarkably like a man drinking beer in a lawn chair. Eventually, the helium leaked out of the balloon and, luckily for him, this budding aviation genius ended up landing in someone’s backyard swimming pool many miles away.
 
I thought of this story when I read an article in the Globe & Mail (Nov. 11) about how the BC government is now saying, in some newly-released documents, that the cost to the province of axing the HST may be as much as $5 billion. To pay for this supposed shortfall, the government ominously warns personal income taxes may have to be doubled, fuel taxes jacked up, provincial programs dramatically cut, and so on – yet another thinly-veiled and contrived scare tactic to try and convince the people of BC that we have no choice but to accept this hated tax. 
 
For over a year, the government has promoted the tax as being “revenue neutral”. Now, suddenly, some mysterious “internal” documents are released claiming that the cost of rejecting the HST will be $5 billion. It all sounds fishy.
Whatever the real figures are (and we will have to throw this government out if we ever want to get an honest answer), Campbell’s decision to impose the HST has to rank as one of the stupidest things anyone has done anywhere in North America, if not the world, in the last while.
 
Could it be that the idea for the HST was cooked up by the Premier and Finance Minister Colin Hansen in some backyard also. Maybe at a Legislature barbecue? I can see them both urging nervous government MLAs to sit down in the rickety lawn chairs spread over the grass, while they fasten the HST balloon strings to the metal arms. Then I see the Premier and Minister Hansen sitting down, each in his own chair, frozen smiles on their faces. And then, ever so slowly, this flotilla of ever-loyal HST supporters rises up in the sky towards a setting sun. 
 
What should we, as British Columbians, do while the balloons float away? Well for starters, we can wave goodbye to the Premier and his cohorts, get rid of the HST, and get down to discussing and designing a fair tax system that really works for the province.   
Then we might send a letter to the authors of “176 of the Stupidest Things Ever Done”, letting them know about the story of a certain Premier and a certain tax that they might just want to include in the next edition.
 
And, oh yes, we should warn airline pilots to be on the lookout for UFOs.
 
Peter Ewart is a writer and columnist based in Prince George, British Columbia. He can be reached at: peter.ewart@shaw.ca

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"Campbell’s decision to impose the HST has to rank as one of the stupidest things anyone has done anywhere in North America"

How parochial can one get????!!!

Ontario did it at the same time.

Other provinces did it before.

They just did not have Premiers called Campbell. ...
Peter has gone to the heart of the problem. Our tax system is a patchwork that has lost sight of the goals which rational taxation should pursue.

We need revenue to finance government and that should come from areas that cause the least pain for citizens while not hindering legitimate business.

And, while looking at revenue, we could review what government is doing, what it should do, and how many politicians (and Ministers of such as "Amateur Sport" are necessary to perform government functions efficiently.
Someone please help me out here as I am confused. Now with the fiberals saying dumping the hst will cost us dearly by raising taxes then how come our taxes did not decrease when the hst was forced on us?
How come our budget did not decrease by 5 Billion? Did a whole lot of bureaucrats and tax grabbers get laid off when hst was forced on us.
More holes than a swiss cheese in the Liberal version of why the HST is a good thing for us.
We have an extremely top-heavy government sucking up tax dollars that are supposed to be going to infrastucture and social programs.
Our social programs get smaller and less efficient with less funding,but the size of government gets bigger.
Infrastructure spending is focused on unneeded projects like roofs on stadiums for one, all being built on the lower mainland.
Somewhere around 18 million dollars for the Basi/Virk farce in total.
The list goes on,and still they holler for more.
How many new positions has Campbell created just since the last election
And why?
Why would he waste money bringing John Les back into government, simply to go out and sell us the HST?
There was no one in government already to do the job?
They are all much too busy and run right off their feet??
I think not.
This is a government that operates on bullsh**t and has for a long time.
That bullsh**t is now chsing them down a one way street and they have nowhere left to go.
They will not be telling us where that initial 1.5 billion dollar HST buy-off from the federal government will go,because they don't know.
One thing is for sure...we need to see the books.
There is more behind this than we know.
Show us the numbers.
Let us see just how broke we are.
Why would any government commit political suicide if there wasn't something that they didn't want us to see?
There has never been any accountability for tax dollars spent by this government in the past,and there is even less now.
The is a desperate move by a very desperate government and I want to to know what it is they are trying to bury.
Well Anti I have some news for you.. I recently herd that the lobbists out number our politicians five to one. These are the people that are calling the shots.

Its imbedded at the municipal level and goes right up to Federal government. It starts at a cocktail party that the city manager is throwing and of course the chief of police will be present and he/she will just mention that our headquarters is deploreable and we need a new building. The manager in a drunken state tells the chief we can do that we will juist borrow the money and bang you have a new building for $38 million.

And all those capitalists that are so frigthened of soliaism find themselves making millions from tax dallars. Its good hye free enterprise socialims rules .
Cheers
"Seamutt Now with the fiberals saying dumping the hst will cost us dearly by raising taxes then how come our taxes did not decrease when the hst was forced on us?"

You did get a reduced tax rate. Your personal tax rate in BC went down July 1st when the HST came in.

I agree with one point Peter has made: "and get down to discussing and designing a fair tax system that really works for the province." That's what HST is. A consumption tax. The more you consume the more tax you pay. So if you are poorer spending most of your money on food (exempt) and shelter (exempt) you pay little if any tax. If you are wealthy buy expensive cars and go out to dinner all the time you will pay more tax.

Sounds pretty fair to me.

Start seeing the HST for what it is rather than who and how it was brought in.
It would be nice if people would bother to pay attention - that includes you, Mr Ewart.
The 5 billion dollar shortfall scenario was "IF" the HST was axed and they "DIDNT" reinstate the PST. It was one of many possible scenarios but Im glad all of the HST fear mongerers found one to jump on and parade around without all of the facts AGAIN.
It is about time for Finance Minister Colin Hansen to follow his fearless leader, and fall on his sword.

I used to call them Fiberals... I cannot put into text what I call them anymore.

A lie is a lie is a lie is a lie.

Plausible denial has no honour.

They were afraid to fly a "trial balloon" at election time.

I wish that politicians were made to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth; with criminal prosecution for perjury. An election promise is a promise is a trust is a commitment is a contract.

WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW?!



L1510's. How in the hell can you describe this as a fair tax? Your implication as to what this tax applies on and what people have to pay is absolutely flawed.

I get a little tired of people poo pooing this tax and trying to suggest that it doesnt amount to much.

It has been said hundreds of times by many, many, people including Carol Taylor ex Liberal Finance Minister that this tax is a transfer from business and corporations to consumers of $1.9 Billion dollars. What the hell is so hard to understand about that. Jeeeeeeez.

Here are a few items that you will have to pay the tax on, and unless you plan to stay in the house with the lights out and the curtains closed, you will be playing plenty.

Cable TV,Restaurant Meals, Non-prescription meds, Telephone, Internet, Hockey Tickets, Hair cuts, Admission fees, Membership fees, Movies, theatre, Bus fares, Magazines/Newspapers, Taxi fares, Airline tickets, Golf fees, Skiing,Spa Services, Massage therapy, Resort packages, Parking,Coffee shops, Fast food-Beverages, Dry Cleaning, Vitamins, Dietary supplements, School supplies, Photography, Home maintenance, Health equipment,Consulting services, Storage lockers, Moorage, Campgrounds, RVparks, Animal feed, Fishing Charters, Naturopathy,Reflexology, Veterinarian,Physiotherapy,Musems, Painting, Real estate fees, Bicycles, Accounting, Architects, Concert tickets, Funeral services, Chinese medicine, Marketing services, Safety equipment, Helmets, Life Jackets, First aid kits, Smoke detectors, Fire extinguishers, Energy equipment, Insulation,SolarPower, Attractions/Events.

This is a fairly good list as to what is now subject to the HST that was not subject to the PST.

So in view of the above, anyone who wants to wander around telling you that there is nothing wrong with this tax, should do a little research.

The tax was designed to offset the lost revenue that used to be collected by the PST from business and corporations. Thats why they put it in.

Question? If you are poorer, how are you going to avoid paying the tax on many of the items listed above.Anwer. You are not.

Jeeeeeeeez.

L1510s:-"That's what HST is. A consumption tax. The more you consume the more tax you pay. So if you are poorer spending most of your money on food (exempt) and shelter (exempt) you pay little if any tax. If you are wealthy buy expensive cars and go out to dinner all the time you will pay more tax."
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Obviously you don't realise that the "propensity to consume" DECREASES amongst the wealthy. Once they've spent on the things they want, it's generally a long time before they have to, or want to, spend on those things again.

Just because Jimmy Pattison is one of BC's most wealthy citizens doesn't mean that Jimmy's ongoing personal consumption is a whole lot more than those a lot less wealthy.

Once you've bought the nice digs with a view, the fancy yacht, the private jet, John Lennon's old Rolls with the psychodelic paint-job, Frank Sinatra's former Hollywood mansion, and one disgraced former BC Premier, do you carry on with an unabashed orgy of HST taxable conspicuous consumption? Not likely.

But lets look at this a little further, since what you're saying is now appearing in newspapers and forums like this all over the Province, all of a sudden, and all from different people, of course, ~ which we KNOW is purely 'co-incidental', but interesting as to its timing, nevertheless.

One version I read this morning in a newspaper far removed from Prince George explained that Income Taxes were a definite dis-incentive to people "working harder", since the more they worked ~ the more they PRODUCED, we might say ~ the greater the amount of tax that was removed from them.

Whereas having a Consumption Tax, like the HST, was not only removing this detriment to further productivity, but actually penalised those who CONSUMED most, and would cause them to mend their ways by reducing their spending.

Now I don't know about you, but to me, something just doesn't seem right here. We're going to encourage people to work harder and PRODUCE "more", but at the same time we're trying to force them to CONSUME "less"? Just what, exactly is the point of "production", of anything, if it's not "consumption"?

Interceptor, the way the story broke that there would be a $ 5 billion "hole" to fill with increases to other taxes if the HST was rescinded played down that this was only if the PST was NOT re-instated. This is simply another example of fear-mongering alright, only it ISN'T coming from the anti-HST side.