I guess we should get rid of boxing, womens boxing, kung fu as well because the promote violence?

Jeez, now I wouldn't mind seeing a bit of "mud wrestling" when we get done with the "mud slinging."
Now these ladies that supposedly are going to accompany the "goons" (guess they are the "goonies.) Well I think a bit of a pit full of mud should be centre stage also, and let the "goonies" put on a bit of a show for the ticket buyers for this event. In those itsy, bitsy, teensy, weeny, little, showing lots, bikinis, I bet they would steal the show!!!!! Then we need a coupla' "bookies" on the side taking the bets. Open the bar early, and to hell with a limit on the drinks!!!!! Let's turn this into a real blast, and them old crosses burning will look like people had a reason to burn 'em, as Prince George gains a new reason for a "Newsbreak" on T. V. I bet every city would be busting down the doors of those hot shot promoters trying to book the "goons and goonies" showtime.
This council has got loads of vision, and the main mission is to extort more money from the public, and what the hell are morals and values. At least the rest of the world will know we are here. What is that they say, "Bad publicity is better than none at all?" Keep that guy from Winnipeg, or wherever, here at City Hall. He's got the right idea for gettin' us on the map. Cheers!!!