I Want Some Of That Tattoo Money
By Ben Meisner
The Integrated Task Force to fight crime in BC has come up with a new idea. If you want to leave your gang they will step in and pay for the cost of removing your tattoos.
Supt. Dan Malo of the Integrated Task Force says "We have to begin to think out of the box in order to fight crime."
The Force reasons that it is to society’s advantage to pay out sometimes as much as “thousands of dollars”, to have the tattoos removed.
Now that they are on a roll ,how about, putting up money for say, the gal who married ,”Ralph” and has a tattoo plastered on her but can’t afford to have it removed even though she and Ralph parted company some time ago and the new boy friend is not happy?
How about putting up thousands of dollars for people who get hooked on gambling or booze to send them off to the far north where they won’t be a bother to anyone around them or themselves? Hell for that matter, how about sending along a few thousand bucks to me, I belonged to the Winnipeg Motorcycle Club and the Peg Outlaws back when I was a kid, to kind of get me to shy away from my old ways?
The Task Force has popped a cork on this one; problem is that it is the Canadian Taxpayers who are footing the bill for their ideas.
How about suggesting that if the gang members want to stay with the crowd they run the risk of doing some serious time? Now that is a novel idea but it has a much better chance of working.
Policing and seeking out criminal activity are one thing, being just plain stupid is another.
I’m Meisner and that’s one man’s opinion.
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I often wonder if guys like Malo and the rest of the "Integrated Task Force" actually believe what they are saying...or are they really that dumb?