Hartley Miller's Slap- Shots - September 3rd, 2010
Friday, September 03, 2010 03:45 AM
From a lull to a roar! As summer fades into the sunset, the best time in sports is approaching.
Yes, the excitement builds. Locally, junior hockey begins this month; the Prince George Spruce Kings begin their regular season in eight days while the P.G. Cougars play for “real” in just three weeks.
On the professional scene, NHL training camps start in a couple of weeks with the Vancouver Canucks in Penticton. Major League Baseball is in the “seventh inning stretch” with playoff drives in full swing. The NBA, with rejuvenated interest thanks to the Miami Heat dream team, will start next month.
Arguably, the best of the bunch, the NFL kicks off next week as the Minnesota Vikings visit the New Orleans Saints September 9th in a rematch of last season’s thrilling NFC final.
Whether you are a football fan, or not, no one can argue, the NFL is the number one league in North America, by a considerable margin. However, the league may be facing a major obstacle in 2011, with a potential labour dispute looming.
Nevertheless, it is time to enjoy the upcoming season, and let the chips fall accordingly.
A high profile NFL team, which may face intense scrutiny, is the Minnesota Vikings, especially since Brett “The Diva” Favre will play a 20th season. The Vikes are a legitimate Super Bowl contender, but I doubt they will match last year’s run. Minnesota is solid but I am not sure they are even the best in the NFC Central (hello Green Bay) let alone the conference and the league. The Vikings should return to the playoffs but 10-6 is more realistic than last year’s 12-4 mark (which included 8-0 at home).
Minnesota’s schedule is much more difficult this year. For example, the Vikings first four road games are at New Orleans, at the New York Jets, at Green Bay and at New England. The Vikes have one great receiver, Sidney Rice, injured for half a year (hip surgery) and another, Percy Harvin, who suffers from migraine headaches.
Favre will find it close to impossible to accomplish last year’s whopping 33 TD passes and paltry 7 interceptions. With his body about to turn 41, and his ankle wobbly, it will not surprise me if his ironman streak ends.
Here is a brief analysis on each NFL team. I will try to indicate whether they will improve, remain constant, or go backwards. ( ) indicates their 2009 record:
NFC
· New Orleans (13-3). Down. Still good enough for the playoffs.
· Minnesota (12-4). Down. Wildcard is realistic.
· Dallas (11-5). Same. Will deal with more injuries this year.
· Green Bay (11-5). Up. Packers to get revenge on Vikings.
· Philadelphia (11-5). Down. Too many question marks with QB Kevin Kolb.
· Arizona (10-6). Down. Will beg Kurt Warner to renounce retirement.
· Atlanta (9-7). Up. QB Matt Ryan to return to form of rookie year.
· Carolina (8-8). Down. Will rely too much on the run.
· San Francisco (8-8). Up. Breakthrough year on shoulders of QB Alex Smith.
· NY Giants (8-8). Same. Sleepers of the Conference.
· Chicago (7-9). Up. No more excuses for QB Jay Cutler.
· Seattle (5-11). Up. New coach Pete Carroll renews enthusiasm.
· Washington (4-12). Up. New culture with Mike Shanahan in charge.
· Tampa Bay (3-13). Down. No reason for optimism
· Detroit (2-14). Up. These Lions are better than the B.C. Lions ?
· St.Louis (1-15) Up. Rookie QB Sam Bradford gives this team hope.
AFC
· Indianapolis (14-2) Down. Still good enough to win division.
· San Diego (13-3) Down. Best of bad division.
· New England (10-6). Same. They will not be 8-0 at home again.
· Cincinnati (10-6). Down. More sizzle (T.O. & Ochocinco) than steak.
· NY Jets (9-7). Same. Overhyped & overrated.
· Baltimore (9-7). Up. Could be the Saints of last season.
· Houston (9-7). Up. Finally a playoff team.
· Pittsburgh (9-7). Same. The team nobody will want to play.
· Tennessee (8-8). Up. Great running game.
· Denver (8-8). Down. Could be a long year for Broncos fans.
· Miami (7-9). Up. Receiver Brandon Marshall is a huge addition.
· Jacksonville (7-9). Down. Does anybody care about the Jags ?
· Buffalo (6-10). Down. The least of the AFC East.
· Oakland (5-11). Up. With Jamarcus gone, 500 is not a stretch.
· Cleveland (5-11). Down. Coach Eric Mangini will be on the hot seat.
· Kansas City (4-12). Same. Still too young to be a factor.
The Saints went from 8-8 in 2008 to Super Bowl champions a season later. With this example in their collective minds, all teams start out with hope, except, the Bucs, of course.
From the Quote Rack:
Engineers in Scotland say they have developed a fuel cell that runs on urine. Their company motto is "We're number one!"
A Detroit Lions fan walked 400 miles to attend a preseason game to bring his team luck. Unfortunately his luck ran out when he arrived in time to watch the game.
Comedy writer Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va (http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/)
Comedy writer Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va (http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/)
Chris Chelios is finally retiring at the age of 48 after 26 NHL seasons and three Stanley Cups. Said Brett Favre "So young?"
Elin Nordegren said she never hit Tiger Woods on the night of his car crash. Sounds like her aim is about as good as her ex-husband’s has been lately.
Janice Hough of Palo Alto, California (www.leftcoastsportsbabe.com)
Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren told People magazine that she “has been through hell”.
Now, she knows how the readers of People magazine feel every week.
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman told a reporter he’d had sex with 2000 women. Some of it must have been violent; they left their jewelry stuck in his face.
Now, she knows how the readers of People magazine feel every week.
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman told a reporter he’d had sex with 2000 women. Some of it must have been violent; they left their jewelry stuck in his face.
Comedy writer Jerry Perisho http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Dennis Rodman says he's had sex with 2,000 women. Well, I always said he was one-tenth the player Wilt Chamberlain was.
A web site claims that Tiger Woods is seeing an ad executive in her mid-50's. A tiger dating a saber-tooth tiger?
Contributor Bill Littlejohn of South Lake Tahoe, California
Edmonton Oilers goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin has been found guilty of speeding and driving under the influence of alcohol. Khabibulin received 30 days in jail and they can be served around his work schedule. He chose to be in jail days when the Oilers would be playing the Penguins, Capitals and Red Wings.
Washington Redskins DE Albert Haynesworth says he has a muscle condition known as rhabdomyolysis and it was aggravated when he spent the summer hauling cheques to the bank.
Contributor Derek Wilken of Calgary (http://smacksport.blogspot.com/)
The Lingerie Football League kicked off its 2010 season with the Seattle Mist hosting the L.A. Temptation. Must have been be a tough choice for young men in the area: Piranha 3D or football 36D?
The Venturi Buckeye Bullet, a car built by Ohio State students, set an electric vehicle speed record of 495.18 KPH at the Bonneville Salt Flats. There hasn't been anything from Ohio move this fast since LeBron James left Cleveland.
Former New York Yankee, Roger Clemens, faces six indictments for lying to Congress about using performance enhancing drugs. The bad news is Clemens faces prison time. The good news for Clemens? We know he looks good in pinstripes.
Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg http://thordoggie.blogspot.com/
Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg http://thordoggie.blogspot.com/
NY Gov. David Paterson may be charged with perjury for lying about his intention to pay for some Yankees playoff tickets he received last year. If convicted, Paterson could be fined $5,000 and sentenced to 30 days at Citi Field.
Comedy writer Marc Ragovin of New York
Comedy writer Marc Ragovin of New York
Jeff Gordon's stock car might have a new sponsor next year – Walmart. Among the potential perks: his own personal greeter at Victory Lane.
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sidelinechatter/
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sidelinechatter/
And in case you missed it:
33 miners trapped in a collapsed mine for nearly a month in Chile have been sent soccer videos. Haven't the miners suffered enough ?
Hartley Miller is the sports director for radio stations 94X and the Wolf@97fm. He also writes for the PG Free Press. Send along a quote, note, or anecdote to hmiller@94xfm.com.
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