Hartley Miller's Slap Shots - Nov.6th, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009 03:45 AM

Completing the hat trick is the much-anticipated Road to the Roar, November 10-14.
Yes, that’s three major sporting events in Prince George spread throughout the year. The previous two were highly successful and early reports indicate that the upcoming Olympic pre-trials curling showdown at CN Centre promises to be one of the most memorable competitions ever held in the city.
This event will feature the best curling ever seen in PG, possibly the best in Canada. The field of 12 men’s and 12 women’s teams includes the defending men’s Olympic champion, 5 former World Champions, 5 Brier Canadian men’s winners, 2 Scotties Canadian women’s champions and a World Junior Champion.
The triple knockout format will qualify four men’s and four women’s teams to the Tim Horton’s Roar of the Rings (Canadian Curling Trials) in Edmonton, which will determine Canada’s representatives for the Vancouver Olympics in February. The winners of the A and B finals, and the top two teams in the C event, will advance to Edmonton to join the eight rinks (four men and four women) which have already qualified.
Therefore, the stakes are high. Some things money cannot buy, and a spot on the Olympic Team to represent your country is certainly one of them.
Larry Parker, Road to the Roar Chairperson, follows curling closer than I do. In fact, he is one of those hardcore fans. I, on the other hand, pay attention to the National and World Championships, but I must admit, I am a casual fan, unless a local team is involved.
It certainly is not a surprise that Larry and I have a slight disagreement on the teams that will advance from PG to Edmonton.
My Men’s Picks
· Brad Gushue (St John’s, NFLD)
· Jeff Stoughton (Winnipeg)
· Kerry Burtnyk (Winnipeg)
· Wayne Middaugh (Toronto)
Larry’s Men’s Picks
· Brad Gushue (St John’s)
· Bob Ursel (Kelowna)
· Jean-Michel Menard ( St. Romuald, Quebec)
· Jason Gunnlaugson (Winnipeg)
Other men’s participating teams are Mike McEwan (Winnipeg), Joel Jordison (Moose Jaw), Ted Appleman (Edmonton), Greg McAulay (Richmond), and Pat Simmons (Davidson, Saskatchewan).
Parker picks Gushue and Menard because they make big shots under pressure. He likes Ursel, a former PG resident, to advance because his team is hot recently winning the West coast Curling Classic last month in New Westminster and the Curl TV September shootout in Edmonton. He also calls third Jim Cotter, who throws last rock, “dynamite”. He picks Gunnlaugson, as a hunch, saying he is playing well on the Cash spiel Circuit and enters the event with little pressure since many will overlook his team.
In my mind, Gushue is a no-brainer. He won the Olympic Gold medal in 2006. I like former Brier champions Stoughton, Burtnyk, and Middaugh based on experience. They have all been around a long time and have the ability to rise to the occasion even if they have not been at their best in cash spiels.
My Women’s Picks
· Kelly Scott (Kelowna)
· Marie-France Larouche (St.Romuald, Quebec)
· Sherry Middaugh (Coldwater, Ontario)
· Cathy King (Edmonton)
Larry’s Women’s Picks
· Kelly Scott (Kelowna)
· Marie-France Larouche (St. Romuald, Quebec)
· Michelle Englot (Regina)
· Rachel Homan (Ottawa)
The other women's teams entered are Heather Rankin (Calgary), Crystal Webster (Calgary), Krista McCarville (Thunder Bay), Amber Holland (Kronau, Saskatchewan), Eve Belisle (Montreal) and Sherry Anderson (Saskatoon).
Parker picks Scott, #1 ranked in Canada, because she and Jen Jones are the hottest rinks on tour. He likes Larouche, the Quebec champion, based on her clutch shooting. He believes Englot, the 2008 Saskatchewan champion, can get on a roll and will excel on CN Centre ice. His long shot is the youthful team of Homan, the runner-up at the 2009 Canadian Junior Championships.
I agree that Scott and Larouche are the class of this field. I am selecting Middaugh, the 2008 Ontario Provincial champion, to make sure there is harmony in the family. If hubby, Wayne advances, and Sherry does not, then cold dinners may be on the menu, not to mention the cold shoulder. I am also going with King, a 1998 National champion and the winner of the women’s’ version of the September shootout in Edmonton, because she is experienced and handles pressure well.
Did you know that curlers are 80 per cent more likely to have consumed rye, 50 per cent more likely to have consumed rum, and 45 per cent more likely to have consumed scotch in the last month than average Canadians? Well, let’s all have a drink in anticipation of five splendid days of curling.
For the winners, champagne and for the losers, plenty of time to drown their sorrows.
From the quote rack:
NFL programming will be on the Cartoon Network this season. Raider fans want quarterback
JaMarcus Russell at the end going 'Be-deep, be-deep, That's All Folks!!
So, what if Shaq becomes a Deputy in Cleveland and sits in the Dawg Pound at a Browns game. Do we call him Deputy Dawg?Cavaliers guard Delonte West drove his motorcycle while carrying two loaded handguns, a loaded shotgun, and an 8 1/2-inch Bowie knife---man, talk about getting ready to drive the lane.
About A-Rod's painting hanging above his bed---now he's really the centaur of attention.
Contributor Bill Littlejohn of South Lake Tahoe, California
A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested for soliciting sex in exchange for World Series tickets. Who does she think she is, Kate Hudson?Comedy writer Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va (http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/)
A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested for soliciting sex in exchange for World Series tickets. Who does she think she is, Kate Hudson?Comedy writer Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va (http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/)
A Philadelphia woman allegedly offered to trade sex for World Series tickets for herself and her husband. That’s a tough one for men – would you let your wife have sex with another man if you got post season tickets out of it? Well, at least that’s one worry they don't have in Toronto.
Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt has fired his estranged wife Jamie as the team's chief executive, alleging that among other thing, she had an affair with her bodyguard. Maybe he's just jealous that during the NLCS, Jamie may have scored more than the Dodgers.
World Series television ratings are the highest they have been in years. Makes sense, millions of Yankees fans all over the country and only a few hundred who can actually afford to see a game in person.
Sunday, November 1 was the “Day of the Dead,” but here in the U.S. the day was celebrated by giving the Buccaneers and the Redskins the day off.
In Canada, most thought it was a day honoring the Maple Leafs.
In Canada, most thought it was a day honoring the Maple Leafs.
Contributor Janice Hough of Palo Alto, California (www.leftcoastsportsbabe.com)
Right now, I mean, my cab driver on the way over here was telling me what's wrong with our power play. And the sad thing is, he was right about all of it.Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke, on returning to Vancouver.
Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatohlah Khameini, slammed the US today as being a "really arrogant power." He then issued a correction saying he meant Rex Ryan.
Comedy writer Marc Ragovin of New York
City workers in Green Bay, in honor of waffling QB Brett Favre's return with the hated Vikings, were urged to wear flip-flop sandals on the job. So what will Atlantans wear for Michael Vick's return in December – Hush Puppies?Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sidelinechatter/
Top 5 signs your new hitting coach is on steroids
# 5 Throws harder than the pitching machine
# 4 Doubles as the team masseuse and moisturizer
# 3 Asked to instruct nurses giving H1N1 shots
# 2 Keeps getting larger batting helmets
# 1 Favorite saying... "Take a pill".
Contributor Derek Wilken of Calgary (http://smacksport.blogspot.com/)
And in case you missed it:
Happy Birthday to comedienne and actress Roseanne Barr who turned 57 years old on Tuesday. By the way, all the cake is gone.
Comedy writer Jerry Perishohttp://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Hartley Miller is the sports director for radio stations 94X and the Wolf@97fm. He also writes for the PG Free Press. Send along a quote, note or anecdote to hmiller@94xfm.com.
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