cudos to the homeowner and his restraint.

He would have fallen down my stairs several times.

He would probably drink all my antifreeze.

A justice of the Peace by phone from Vancouver? Betcha he is on the street again already planning his next gig. I think he would be very accident prone if caught around my pad.

Bart was sitting in the front of a row in his class. He was twirling his yo yo. It caught in the fish tank and shattered it and all the fish fell out. Then right away Miss Crabapples followed the string to Bart's finger. The first and only thing out of Bart's mouth was, "I didn't do it". Which legally speaking is correct because he is entitled to a trial of his peers before being found guilty. Thus goes our justice system. Any questions?

What does it look like after someone has been de-tained? Is his tain missing?

You got it right Harbinger.

Shouldn`t Miss Crabapples be charged as an acompliss for allowing the device to be used in class, which is clearly against the rules of the school?

At least it was a nonviolent confrontation.
Could have been nastier.

BArt is twirling his yoyo when his friend walks by and pushes over the fish tank, getting the yoyo wet. Since bart had a wet yoyo and was known to be a twirler, he was imprisoned for 20 years with no parole. Thus goes the justice system some people seem to want.

and how many times has this thug, been charged, convicted, and released??? What a joke our justice system is!! Let him break into my home, I will show him true justice, and it will be, very easy on the tax payers wallet!!

Lost faith has it right, just watch out for the rookie fuzz who only knows the book, you might find yourself in jail while the thief goes back to your place to really rip it up.
With all dur respect mr./ms. editor, "maureen dirve"? "4 year saturday"?
You know I know what you mean, right.
metalman.

The cops think they caught the key guy who scratched all of them cars. If he is found guilty maybe all the people who had their autos "keyed" can key this guy from head to toe when he gets out of jail in a month or two. Ouch! Just a thought. Maybe ICBC won't sell him insurance one day and then he can go to the Human Rights Commission and sue their pants off. Could happen.